My Name Is Two Jobs

comickit:

jengablocktetris:

if you ship two professors is it a scholarship?

get out

(Source: mrjengablock)

all-that-sheeran:

IM STILL EMOTIONALLY DECAPITATED BY WHAT HAPPENED TO PLUTO

(Source: rnozzarellasticks)

• teacher: don't bullshit this essay
• me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay

christyleighstewart:

#star trek yentl

(Source: catsiel)

brandyharrington:

i hate myself but i’m the only person allowed to hate me because i’m fucking spectacular

(Source: latulapyrope)

poisontome:

hazzas-nachobellgrande:

thisisnotmyfairytaleendingg:

Emma Stone is my hero.

omg i love her

THIS WOMAN

(Source: cemiterio-dasboas-intencoes)

sabrinagrimm:

shittingwithsirens:

my browser froze on a gif and this is what happened

idk he looks the same to me

did-you-kno:

Source

(Source: peopletoast)

best-of-funny:

kill-the-machine:

landofdoom:

look at this precious thing

fucking look at it

and then you look to the apparent dead body in the back

When good bunnies go bad.

THAT ONE IS EATING HIM

“hooray! we slew the giant!”

It’s celebrating the slaying of the giant

X

(Source: lovelylops)

alexdraws:

danieltflynn:

A hedgehog dancing to Lily Allen’s “Fuck You.” I did it in like 10 minutes, don’t judge me.

My roommate Dan is rad

Arin: I’m pressing down.

Jon: Oh yeah, he’s still up there. [✜]

(Source: trout-fish)

hiccup-hiccup:

disneyismyescape:

starkid-babes:

wholockianbatch:

whyhellotheredearsir:

itsdeepforhappypeople:

longlivethekumcanoe:

 #aka the scene where i lost my shit and started sobbing in a theater full of children

AKA the part where everyone in the theatre lost their shit.

They all had someone to comfort them and draw close to when they thought they were going to die. All of them but Woody. Because Bo Peep is gone. 

THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR

Go think about what you just said

That was one of the cruelest things I have ever read

ASDASDHLAKJDSHKJLA WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT TO MY FEELS?!