My Name Is Two Jobs

nikoanesti:

I always loved this little scene. How she’s drawn fairly realistically, but the movement is so cartoony.

I want your love And I want your revenge

jackiebanner:

labish:

I have no regrets making this

holy shit i think i’m in love

You know whats not fun?

Spending all night fixing your cell after boot-looping it. Fun times.

 (I work in a Coffee Shop. I was on break in the lobby when a couple walks in. Directly behind them is a cute little boy in Batman costume.)
Me: “Oh my God! It’s BATMAN!”
 (The boy stops, strikes a pose and starts looking around menacingly. After a few seconds, he approaches the counter.)
Mother: “Jeff, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “I am not Jeff. I am The Batman.”
Mother: “The Batman, would you like a chocolate milk?”
Boy: “Yes. Yes, The Batman would.”
 (The couple pays while the boy sits down with his chocolate milk. He keeps a stern look on his face as he sips the drink.)
Boy: *sips* “Gotham is safe.”

I’ma gonna go listen to the Podcasts and pretend I have friends for a bit.

rvbfangirl:

gingerhaze:

brofisting:

look noelle i made you this drawing

So I was messaging Aimee while watching The Grey and I misheard Liam Neeson’s line of “we need to find a nice branch” as “we need to have a nice brunch” and Aimee drew it for me and it’s BEAUTIFUL

Have you followed Aimee lately? Go follow Aimee.

nedroidcomics:

Mr. Plants

wearetheabnormality:

Cow poop.

Childhood is throwing rocks at shit you shouldn’t be throwing rocks at.